Zombie Attack Survival Kit in a Bottle

The Official Zombie Survival Bottle! The Zombie Bottle is your first line of defense when the epidemic takes hold! Contained within are all the essential supplies to immediately survive the horde, plus doubles as a familiar bar fighting weapon! Step 1. Break Bottle, Step 2. Use Supplies, Step 3. Survive! ZOMBIE SURVIVAL BOTTLE CONTAINS 6 inch de-braining spike 1 Brain Strike Chart (Take the Zombie down first Strike,) 2 Anti-Moan Ear plugs (the endless moaning has been known to cause insanity), 1 Emergency Bite Cleansing Pad and Bite Sealing Bandage. 2 Corpse Incineration Matches, 3 Cotton Ball Fire Starter, 1 Chocolate Candy (To remind you of old times) Broken bottle doubles as Zombie weapon!! The must have novelty gift for the Zombie Survivalist in your family! *Product is novelty only, contains small parts and is not intended for kids.

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