So youve destroyed the brains of your first zombie. Congrats! But now what What do you do with the festering, rotting body It was just this question that plagued (get it) us at TG Zombie Defense HQ. We thought about mailing them to someone we didnt like, but that was just too costly (and he had already been zombified, anyways). After a lot of discussion, we decided the only sensible thing to do with the redead undead was to eat them. A few experiments later, we discovered the only safe way to eat zombie corpses was to turn them into Zombie Jerky!Zombie Jerky is a delicious way of dealing with the undead. Seriously, though, Zombie Jerky is really just tasty chunks of teriyaki beef jerky accented with green stuff. Packaged in a neato specimen pouch, Zombie Jerky will prove to everyone that youll eat anything (and also earn you lots of grossed out looks). And all the while, youll know its not really expeople. Or is it! Hey, zombies have been eating us for years its time for us to return the favor with Zombie Jerky.
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